A guide to working with a 50-foot fire-breathing Spider
After spending time working for event heavyweights and festival connoisseurs Arcadia Spectacular - mostly on branding and marketing - we thought we’d shed a little light and share a little knowledge on what it’s really like working with the world-famous Arcadia spider.
Keeps you warm on demand during the winter months - far more efficient than an electric heater.
Makes you look really cool in front of your friends.
Scares off other deadly spiders who quite frankly pale in comparison.
Has excellent taste in music.
Singes your eyebrows and never apologises.
Can’t fit into the pub for post-work drinks on a Friday.
Always hogs the limelight in social situations.
Has a short temper and won’t think twice about kidnapping a human, wrapping it up in a cocoon and turning it into a jellyfish.
WARNING: Approach 50-foot fire-breathing spiders with caution - no matter how good its taste in music is.